Frequently Asked Questions

Here are some frequently asked questions and their answers.
Why do you do this?
Why not?
You know, birds? Give the finger. Flip the bird. Signal with one digit. Announce the other guy is "Number 1". The ol' "sit on it and spin."
What made you start this?
I'm childish. What more is there to say about it?
Has anyone turned you down?
You would not believe how hard it is to get Jesus to flip you off, but strangely enough, the nuns and priests were quite willing.
Have you had any volunteers?
Have you looked at the pictures here?
Are you going to branch out?
To what? ShockersOfCon.com? RacksOfCon.com? RodsOfCon.com? Wait, those are some good ideas. May have to go buy those domains. Granted I may skip on the RodsOfCon. Not really happy about taking pics of a bunch of drunks dude's junk.
Do you have a favorite?
Yes I do.